I show affection for my pets by holding them against me and whispering I love you repeatedly as they struggle to escape from my arms
no i’m not gonna lend you my pencil because if i lend you my pencil then you’ll want my calculator and then you’ll want austria and czechoslovakia and then you’ll end up invading poland and i will not have that shit
I have never seen a comment on a post that is as true as this one.
are penguins even real omfg
These are for you, baby. Penguins.
did i actually save or did i imagine it? better save eleven more times
run blog???? no!!!!
walk blog carefully
I quote this all the time and no one picks up on it
Saying Hello to the Dragon.
That is a fucking forest spirit and nobody will make me believe otherwise.
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That is the most fourteen year old thing I’ve ever heard.
In case you dudes weren’t sure whether or not it’s easy for us to tell a guy no and have him respect our answer.
I hope this gets all the attention
EVEN THOUGH YOU ARE NOT CAT
YOU ARE STILL GOOD
WHEN HUMANS THINK YOU ARE GOOD THEY DO THIS
AND I THINK YOU ARE GOOD
(PET PET PET)