at a hella cool castle
the groom channeled Thranduil and the Baratheons
the bridesmaids were elf maidens
the court jester and town crier were there
the cakes were gorgeous
luckily a friar was passing through town who was able to officiate (“mawwaige,” he said, “is what bwings us togevver today”)
the bride’s chariot was pulled by the most beautiful creature
unfortunately, as with all medieval weddings, there is the dragon problem
Scooby Doo Vs. The Zombie Apocalypse
I’m fucking shouting
There’s this asshole who every time he sees me with my ukulele he thinks he’s funny and asks “Can you play any Metallica?” but the joke is now on him because I just learned how to play the intro riff to Master of Puppets.
I did it. I fucking did it. He asked me again just like I knew he would and I stared him straight in the eyes without blinking and just fucking shredded on my ukulele
"Two roads diverged in a yellow wood …"
The baby cockatiel was trying really hard to eat the cursor. Also he’s five weeks old today.
gUYS WE’VE BEEN NOTICED
see the bottom right corner…. lol
Haha I REALLY wanna high five this girl so hardcore!
You know what makes that burn even better?
She did it for science.
Guess what everybody’s going as this Halloween.