90 years old on my death bed: why wasn’t the rooftop scene in catching fire
my life got about a thousand times better once i stopped censoring myself
and by censoring i don’t mean i suddenly embraced indiscriminate swearing; i mean i stopped trying to sugarcoat my past or my feelings; i stopped lying by omission; i stopped having guilty pleasures; i began unabashedly enjoying whatever i liked; i became very honest; i cut out of my life poisonous people and negative ideals, and i am so, so much happier for it
let me get this straight. *grabs the nearest heterosexual* now where were we
getting pissed at people because they are hotter than u
"Only you could accomplish such art, Celebrimbor…."
Middle-Earth: Shadow of Mordor [X]
Let’s just all take a minute to appreciate the kindness of our overlord.
Also, his shirt.
And his little apron
i always end up thinking about the economic damage in superhero movies
make a movie.
the movie would be set entirely in the office of one over-worked insurance agent answering phone calls and in the window behind him we see various Super Heroes destroying things
Cast Amy Poehler
if someone ever calls u a mean name just respond “nah” like how do you even respond to that realistically
some person: hey asstown
boutta take the ride of my life