For real..doesn’t Cora look like the ghost of Lindsay Lohan?
The Soviets have found America’s weakness.
Captain America better step up his game.
If a 7 year old realises gender stereotyping is wrong and you don’t, something is very wrong with you.
Movies that constantly go back and forth between being too loud and too quiet
Okay, doesn’t dan look like a young CROWLEY?
HOLY SHIT WHAT
First we have Cousin Matt and now we have Dan
i just realised jesus faked his death for more followers
i just realised…
it would’ve been really easy for mrs. incredible to give birth
MY SCIENCE TEACHER CAUGHT THE TABLE ON FIRE AND HES JUST STARING AT IT
I LOVE SCIENCE TEACHERS
I’M SORRY BUT HOW BADLY DID HE FUCK UP READING HIS CALIPER?
so i saw this and the first thing i thought of was “WOULDN’T THIS HURT THO” and i was really concerned about how uncomfortable this thing would be until i realized
i was at Claire’s
it was just a pen
i cannot believe i broke 1000 folloWers overnight because of a post about a goddamn rAINBOW CACTUS DILDO PEN
Happy to report that my surgery was a success and I now have no limbs :)
*flicks through my notes of what’s popular to say online at the moment*
If only I was given a dollar for every time I made myself look stupid in front of a cute person