THIS is the best one
i gave my grandma two dollars to get me “an arizona tea and a Reese’s cup” and she brought me this and gave me my money back
this perfectly describes grandmas
My grandma would have given me a five and thrown in a new pair of shoes too.
im sorry i wasnt aware that this was the goddamn grandma olympics
sleepovers when i’m 10: omg guys we’re going to sTAY UP ALL NIGHT AND PARTY!!!!
sleepovers when i’m 15: if you fucking make a sound after midnight you’re leaving
i fucking love scottish fold cats okay
they just look perpetually confused
how are you even real
in movies when kids sneak out through their windows and im just like why dont you have screens in your windows who doesnt have screens in their windows what do you just let bees and bugs and birds and shit fly into your room what the fuck
this is why you guys had the black plague.
your tumblr is one of those things that you want everyone to see but at the same time you never want to show it to anyone
when i lose a pen i just saw two seconds ago
Genderswap Fan Art by Sakimi Chan
I was watching this like “I am so fucking done with this website” AND THEN IT WAS STEPHEN COLBERT
yall in 2009: i will never send nudes!
yall today: pussy or butthole