TheTimeyWimeyVortex.
andinmysea:

For real..doesn’t Cora look like the ghost of Lindsay Lohan?

andinmysea:

For real..doesn’t Cora look like the ghost of Lindsay Lohan?

Everyone's like: I wanted to give YOU your best chance
And then there's Cora: I wanna give ME my best chance
nashcon-castiel:

The Soviets have found America’s weakness.  
Captain America better step up his game.

nashcon-castiel:

The Soviets have found America’s weakness.  

Captain America better step up his game.

cvilbrandt:

clairefarronsbutt:

NOT A QUEEN, A KHALEESI

i died


GoT

cvilbrandt:

clairefarronsbutt:

NOT A QUEEN, A KHALEESI

i died

GoT

utter-fucktard:

If a 7 year old realises gender stereotyping is wrong and you don’t, something is very wrong with you.

utter-fucktard:

If a 7 year old realises gender stereotyping is wrong and you don’t, something is very wrong with you.

kili-fili-and-frilly:

Movies that constantly go back and forth between being too loud and too quiet

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whyismyurlsolong3:

marvelous-gallifrey:

myotpisgay:

irethinglorion93:

myotpisgay:

Okay, doesn’t dan look like a young CROWLEY?

welp

HOLY SHIT WHAT

First we have Cousin Matt and now we have Dan

Yep

bible-jpg:

i just realised jesus faked his death for more followers

i think it’s cute when someone admits they have a crush on you

i think it’s a fucking miracle 

dosageofdisney:

mistclub:

i just realised…

it would’ve been really easy for mrs. incredible to give birth

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lyssalovescookies:

flailmorpho:

wastelandbabe:

lowbutt:

MY SCIENCE TEACHER CAUGHT THE TABLE ON FIRE AND HES JUST STARING AT IT

I LOVE SCIENCE TEACHERS

I’M SORRY BUT HOW BADLY DID HE FUCK UP READING HIS CALIPER?


#my environmental science teacher was demonstrating how pumice can float#so she just went around the room dropping them into people’s water bottles#but one of them didn’t float#so then she lit a match and dropped it into the bottle#and it blew up#that’s how we found out that the kid was drinking alcohol at school x
myflawedfairytale:

☆
supermegafoxyawesomehotnot:

supermegafoxyawesomehotnot:

so i saw this and the first thing i thought of was “WOULDN’T THIS HURT THO” and i was really concerned about how uncomfortable this thing would be until i realized
i was at Claire’s
it was just a pen

i cannot believe i broke 1000 folloWers overnight because of a post about a goddamn rAINBOW CACTUS DILDO PEN

supermegafoxyawesomehotnot:

supermegafoxyawesomehotnot:

so i saw this and the first thing i thought of was “WOULDN’T THIS HURT THO” and i was really concerned about how uncomfortable this thing would be until i realized

i was at Claire’s

it was just a pen

i cannot believe i broke 1000 folloWers overnight because of a post about a goddamn rAINBOW CACTUS DILDO PEN

grumpysalmon:

grumpysalmon:

Happy to report that my surgery was a success and I now have no limbs :)

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*flicks through my notes of what’s popular to say online at the moment*

with metaphors

fvming:

If only I was given a dollar for every time I made myself look stupid in front of a cute person