Men Stop Threatening To Kill Your Daughters Boyfriends To Prove Your Masculinity and Show That Your Daughter Is Your Property 2k14
The tumblr community is like my cat: “I wanted to go outside, but now that I’m out I’m not so sure I want to be here”
I’m waiting until they start making romance movies about douchebags falling in love with nerdy girls and having to give up their swag for love
Oh cool a sKY DEMON AWAKENSThis is one of the coolest pictures I have ever seen.
WHAT THE FUCK
when nerds lowkey call you dumb:
I can’t fucking breathe.
I hate y’all so much 😂
if i ever misgender you or use slang (bro, man, gurl, dude) that makes you feel even slightly uncomfortable please tell me because your gender identity and comfort is more important than any word i may use to refer to you
IT’S BECAUSE THEY’RE FRED & DAPHNE
FUCK YOU AND YOUR BITTER JEALOUS LONELINESS HOWARD STERN
YES SO GOOD!!!!!
and this is why when you say “what if your husband cheats on you” or “you guys wont last” or…. and all your other bullshit theories about someone else’s marriage i will shut you down. fuck you and your thoughts bitch.
“The LEAST you could do was find a decent picture … “
HOW DID YOU EVEN GET THAT?!?!?!?!?
ive been saying “ill get off the computer in a sec” for the last 10 years
please can someone create a transparent toaster so i can see how my toast is while its toasting