TheTimeyWimeyVortex.

mulders:

Men Stop Threatening To Kill Your Daughters Boyfriends To Prove Your Masculinity and Show That Your Daughter Is Your Property 2k14

reclosure:

The tumblr community is like my cat: “I wanted to go outside, but now that I’m out I’m not so sure I want to be here”

phillestersliongirl:

lukecastellaning:

I’m waiting until they start making romance movies about douchebags falling in love with nerdy girls and having to give up their swag for love

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cptainsteverogers:

naughty—america:

gracefully-found:

crydaisy:

Oh cool a sKY DEMON AWAKENS

This is one of the coolest pictures I have ever seen.

WHAT THE FUCK

cptainsteverogers:

naughty—america:

gracefully-found:

crydaisy:

Oh cool a sKY DEMON AWAKENS

This is one of the coolest pictures I have ever seen.

WHAT THE FUCK

lamelohan:

when nerds lowkey call you dumb:

minusthelove:

im-so-done:

whiskey-wolf:

whiskey-wolf:

I can’t fucking breathe. 

I hate y’all so much 😂

lmao

acupofteaandmore:

if i ever misgender you or use slang (bro, man, gurl, dude) that makes you feel even slightly uncomfortable please tell me because your gender identity and comfort is more important than any word i may use to refer to you

mommatabs:

lastseasonsloser:

misha-let-me-touch-your-assbutt:

mishasminions:

IT’S BECAUSE THEY’RE FRED & DAPHNE

FUCK YOU AND YOUR BITTER JEALOUS LONELINESS HOWARD STERN

YES SO GOOD!!!!!

and this is why when you say “what if your husband cheats on you” or “you guys wont last” or…. and all your other bullshit theories about someone else’s marriage i will shut you down. fuck you and your thoughts bitch.

Batman is actually a Disney princess. Pass it on.

carryonmy-assbutt:

dark-forest-knight:

dirty-purple-suit:

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“The LEAST you could do was find a decent picture … “

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HOW DID YOU EVEN GET THAT?!?!?!?!?

spenceromg:

ive been saying “ill get off the computer in a sec” for the last 10 years

helyon:

finally.

helyon:

finally.

sherriffdeadcrackers:

im like

ridiculously gay

legalwifi:

please can someone create a transparent toaster so i can see how my toast is while its toasting 

screamandshout:

therealgoddamnbatmanreturns:

screamandshout:

hello friends britney is here

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goodbye friends britney is gone

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Stay gone

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whatd u say bitch